pantryraids:

why do dads sneeze so loud

coconuti:

me: *dials 911*

operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency?

me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair

operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm

nepetaleijons:

when u make a mistake

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(Source: bird-meme)

livelovehep:

sunalwaysshining:

meladoodle:

what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it

grantgustin-s:

u don’t like my blog well dats a

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(Source: rick-grimess)